You might have read in the news that my uncle recently awoke from a 10-year coma. He asked me how life has changed since his car crash.
I told him, “Uncle you might not believe me, but men now marry men, women marry women, drag queens read to 6-year-old KIDS in the library, Brady is still the quarterback for the Patriots, Elilzabeth Warren thinks she’s an Indian and Hilary Clinton is thinking about running for President a second time.”
He said, “Call the doctor and tell him to give me another 10 years.”
