Jan. 19, 2021: Trump’s last day. Gas is $2.20.
Jan. 20: Biden inaugurated
Jan. 21: Biden cancels Keystone Pipeline and all fracking. Putin takes note.
Jan. 22: Biden is exhausted from all the activity and takes a nap until Aug. 31
Aug. 31: President awakes, leaves 400 Americans stranded in Afghanistan. Putin takes note
Sept. 1: Gas $3.35
Sept. 2: Time for another nap
Dec. 31: Gas $3.95
Jan. 1, 2022: Transportation secretary and his “husband” somehow give birth to a baby. Goes on maternity/paternity leave or whatever. It’s complicated.
Feb. 23: President awakes and sends Kamala Harris to see Putin. She tells Putin to imagine battery powered tanks.
Feb. 24: Putin in total amazement invades Ukraine.
March 9: The Reflector blames Joe Kent (who else) for high gas prices.
April 1: All the former Navy Seals of The Reflector go to Ukraine. War ended. OK, it’s April Fools Day!
April 2: Time for another nap for you know who.
Aug. 1: President lowers gas price to $1 per ounce
Aug. 2: Putin now unemployed, hired for The Reflector editorial board.
Aug. 3: The Reflector reveals the guy most responsible for this mess. Trump!
Nov. 8: Joe Kent elected to Congress. There is hope.
Tom Regan,
Battle Ground
